3TA4 WESTERN REPUBLIC 2009

For this week's member of the week,
it's a little different from the previous member of the week.

So,
press button GO!

Members of the week is as follows:-

Name: Koh Qi Xuan, Lim Yang Kwang, Lim Zi Bing, Liow Ying Chen, Ng Yan Xun, Tan Yi Herng

Post : Vice President, President, Asst. Auditor, Talent Master, Discipline Master, Spy

Points: 5 points in 1 day...broke the record

The reason they were member of the week
and get 5 points in a day
is because they played on Michael Patrick Cornellius (Neutral Republic???),
and Michael bo rasa...

They acted crazy and 'attracted' our beloved Assistant Principal attention.
(...I see the guys tryna' holla, girl i dun wan to bother you, cuz your independent and u got my attention...)

Before that,
Qi Xuan was angry and stand on a chair and started to scold Philip Chin
(because too short... so stand at chair will be taller that Philip)

Assistant principal was watching him.
(...Stop and stare, i think i'm moving but i go no where...)
after that,
he came in and started to scold the whole class.

Just before he went out...
"级长，把那些刚才在班像女生乱叫的同学，
用名单记录下来，等下拿来我的办公室。"

yanxun: 我没有喊...!

After our assistant principal went out,
the six of them RELA go to 承认 to the monitor.
(...You can put the blame on me, you can put the blame on me...)

The famous six (Prisoner of Zenda???)
requested to go to the assistant principal's office,
just to apologize...

However,
no one kena anything...
but kena praise as hero...
coz asst. principal know still gt many 呐喊 like 疯人

through this incident,
we see the true colours of some member, AJK

Western Republic wants to give the honour to one of our AJK,
MOST LOYAL MEMBER, Chew Shun Jie, Asst. Treasurer.
Do nothing wrong still want to follow us to asst. principal's office.
Dunno y.

Last week of exam!!!
after this you can scream as much as you can.
janji jangan scream at school...

Good luck to all westerns

Exam tommorow...

all got tak chek onot?

no tak tio si liao lo?!

XD

anyway exam starts means its going to end soon

faster exam go away!

faster holidays come!

Tommorow BM I and BM II

write karangan!!

TIPS (LOL)

-read ho ho instruction

-just write laa..

-use peribahasa..=.=

-enjoy writing....

-don write till too long till u no time do other things...

-finish write everything liao..SLEEP...lol (some teachers not allow..=.=)

-AIYA JUST WRITE LA...TIP TIP TIP YOUR HEAD



Lastly..GOOD LUCK WESTERNS

A week past by again...
this week's member of the week is as follows:-

NAME: LIM ZI BING

AJK: ASST. AUDITOR

DATE: 11/5 - 17/5

POINTS: 3 (TOTAL)

Unbelievable that the person was MAD being member of the week
He's mad and dominated Ying Chen (1 points)

For the next member of the week,
it's hard to get...
just because it is exam week...
maybe you've to do something during exam...

Exam is around the corner...
考试近，压力高，
everyone荷尔蒙忽高忽低,
神经线受到刺激，
Western Republic AJK and members all getting MAD.
"...Girl I Don't Wanna Go To Bed....Mad At You...."

除了a few pro AJK still doing their projects and play play
others 不是 study 就是 crazy

The First MAD "couple" was completely MAD.
Thursday(14-5-2009)
They quarrel with each other today(14-5-2009)
Quarreling about sejarah project...Rumusan

You 射 Me
I 射 You
Syoik liao lo....
Two AJK 翻脸了lo~
Our Class like子弹乱乱飞
One cry,
Another one bo rasa,
both thinks they are right
now friend oso 做不成...

WR President:
"haiz...lu tok zhai jit le gao zhua, jit le tok be tahan "
(你都知道一个很会射话， 一个不能 tahan 的)

Another MAD AJK was WR Asst. Auditor,
also temporary WR Auditor,
Lim Zi Bing...
Don't know what's wrong with him...

Thursday(14-5-2009)
呃...maybe exam pressure high...
荷尔蒙失调..,
his female hormone increases rapidly....
*prediction:
female hormone 80%
male hormone 20%

He became a girl...
talks like a girl...
and also...
勾引 our teacher advisor...
but as we know....
what can Mr. Ang do?
WR member all beh tahan with his acts...
"That girl is so dangerous that girl is so..."

our Auditor....
ki siao 了 (third mad)
dunno why
leave WR
without reason
then...
go apologize to Vice President at tuition
came back next day...

"...It's too late to apologize... It's too lateeeeee..." "enough la Philip."
so he had been suspended...
became a member now....
temporary under observation...

Not even that...
teachers also getting tension...

First is our Moral/English teacher...
Wednesday(13-5-2009)
She sent Our Spy,
Ong Chea Yee...
To Discipline 1,
to have a SEBATAN!!

but after been sent there,
Ong Chea Yee bo rasa..
coz didn't kena...
maybe prefect...
so dun kena rotan.

Next is our KH Teras teacher...
Thursday(14-5-2009)
something good and bad happen...

WR Asst. Auditor, Lim Zi Bing
kena chok by her...
for not completing his elektronik (homework)
(Mayb this Cause Zi Bing's hormone not 平均 or unstable)

then teacher went to see elektronik of the one's she 针对's most
WR Treasurer, Leong Yu Kai...
At first we all thought that he is going to kena once again....

but...
miracle happens!!!
she praised that Yu Kai's work is better than Zi Bing...
i told you teachers also got pressure

After then,
Zi Bing gt "se nao" (洗脑）by her...

NAME: Lim Yang Kwang

AJK : Western Republic "AhTau"

Date : 4/5/09 till 8/5/09

Points: 5 (TOTAL)



Member of the week this time is another person..our Ah Tau!! LIM YANG KWANG!!

He got 5 points in total..totally dominated that week!! XD

Congrats to Yang Kwang! Lets see whos going to be the next member of the week

we talked, discussed yesterday
and we came up with and idea...
REUNION BREAKFAST? haha

western republic AJK ate nasi lemak together...haha
fun fun FUN!

some early birds eating first...

all together 11 packets LOL
(actually 15 packet to be bought)
(aunty selling don't have enough)

a new part of our notice board...
called "HO LIAO"

WR members coming liao!
start to eat together!

group photo!!

EVERYONE getting crazy! with the GIST symbol!

KI SIAO Western Republic!

LAST spoon wait together...
everyone eat together!!

JIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK JIAK JIAK JIAK JIAK!!!!! SENGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!

(original is yam seng..change to JIAK SENG) XD

all the nasi lemak rubbish!! XD

there's a video on our JIAK SENG procedure...will upload it next post!

Ok so now our class had made naked pencils! haha and it looks like this:

(we jus joke la..haha but the pencil STILL can use..haha)




And then we got even CRAZIER and made something else naked....THE COSH TAPE! XD

(it has a skin in side right? we use pen knife and took it off..XD, BUT STILL CAN USE)

These were not created today..i (ying chen) posted this late...paiseh!

Selepas mencari Cikgu Ang Tat Seng selama dua jam, para ahli berasa penat dan beristirahat di bawah pokok yang rendang. Tiba-tiba, kedengaran jeritan “help! help!” Suara lantang tersebut sedikit sebanyak macam Cikgu Ang Tat Seng. Ketika Cikgu Ang Tat Seng disambut oleh mereka dengan tangan terbuka, seekor singa mencul dari belakangnya. Segenap ahli dan guru terkejut oleh kedatangan Cikgu Ang Tat Seng yang mengiring singa ke situ telah melari lintang-pukang tanpa berarah.

Di tempat tragedi Fong Jia Xian pula, Cikgu Cheam Cheng Sooi mengambil sebatang kayu api lalu menyalaknya supaya ular tersebut akan pulang ke komunitinya tetapi anaconda itu telah juga menjadikan Cikgu Cheam Cheng Sooi mangsanya. Tiba-tiba, pegawai keselamatan Taman Negara telah datang ke tempat kejadian lalu menyembur sulphur pada Fong Jia Xian dan Cikgu Cheam Cheng Sooi. Maka anaconda tersebut pun menyusur ke dalam hutan dengan sekelip mata sahaja.

Pegawai keselamatan Taman Negara juga membantu ahli-ahli yang telah hilang semasa kemunculan singa tetapi hari sudah gelap dan matahari sedang menghilangkan diri dari aras gunung maka pegawai keselamatan berjanji akan mencari mereka pada keesokkan harinya.

Fong Jia Xian bangun awal. Hatinya bedebar dengan cepat, tetapi dia tidak dapat menggerakkan tubuhnya. Setelah diperiksa oleh kawannya, tulang Fong Jia Xian dipercayai telah hancur lantaran diselongkari oleh anaconda semalam. Tiba-tiba, seorang pegawai keselamatan telah memberitahu guru pengiring bahawa segenap ahli yang hilang telah dijumpai tetapi banyak yang cedera dan telah dihantar ke Hospital Besar yang berhampiran. Fong Jia Xian dan kawannya juga tidak ketinggalan. Mereka yang parah juga di hantar ke ICU. Pihak berkuasa tempatan juga meminta maaf atas kecelakaan pegawai Taman Negara melepaskan singa dan anaconda tersebut.

Perkhemahan kali ini walaupun telah menyebabkan banyak ahli cedera, malah mereka telah mempelajari pelbagai ilmu, nilai murni dan kemahiran dalam menghadapi kesusahan yang timbul. Antaranya ialah kerjasama, semasa mencari herba semula jadi, para ahli dan guru telah menggembleng tenaga seperti “aur dengan tebing” untuk mencarinya. Hal ini juga terbukti ketika mengharungi masalah yang lain seperti mencari Cikgu Ang Tat Seng dan sebagainya.

Kami berpuas hati dengan aktiviti ini tetapi Fong Jia Xian, murid 3TA4 telah dikeluarkan daripada pasukan pengakap kerana telah menimbul pelbagai masalah. Ahli jawatankuasa tinggi agar lebih banyak aktiviti yang bermanfaat akan dapat diteruskan. Sekalung penghargaan diucapkan kepada guru penasihat dan guru pengiring. Diharapkan supaya persatuan ini bertambah cemerlang dan dapat menarik minat lebih banyak pelajar.

Laporan disediakan oleh, 16 April 2009



(STEVEN ONG WEN TIAN)
Setiausaha,
Persatuan Pengakap,
SMJK Chung Ling.

This karangan was a homework and it has been passed up to teacher. Based on the original hand written essay by Steven Ong (Too Creative). XD

Pasukan pengakap sekolah anda telah mengadakan perkhemahan di Taman Negara pada cuti persekolahan. Anda sebagai setiausaha perkhemahan tersebut telah diminta untuk membuat laporan tentang aktiviti yang dilakukan sepanjang perkhemahan tersebut. Tuliskan laporan itu selengkapnya.

LAPORAN PASUKAN PENGAKAP SMJK CHUNG LING

Pada cuti semester yang lalu, pasukan pengakap SMJK Chung Ling telah mengadakan perkhemahan di Taman Negara. Aktiviti tersebut telah banyak menarik minat para pelajar terutamanya ahli-ahli. Sebanyak 352 pelajar bersama 15 guru pengiring menyertai aktiviti tersebut.

As it was last day of the month,
the result for MEMBER OF THE WEEK has been announced.

And the member of the week is...
Chew Shun Jie, A4 Western Republic Asst. Treasurer.

Speaking about money,
Many members don't wanna pay.
Its just $0.50 ONLY
Some wanted to quit western republic;
some wanted to report to teacher;
some.....;
some.....

SO WHAT!?
A4 Western Republic Discipline Master, Ng Yan Xun Said:
“你以为西方是你要来就来，
要走就走的地方啊？”
If you want to quit, then don't ever come back again!!!

All AJK & Members of Western Republic...
Another new week was going to begin
Fight for the "MEMBER OF THE WEEK"